Note to my "hairstylist:"
Do not show up for our appointment drunk. I don't care that your boyfriend dj's in Park City and you've been partying all night.
Seriously.
Do not shave off over two inches of hair after we discuss making it "a little bit shorter."
Seriously.
Do not style it into a mohawk - I am not seventeen years old and trying too hard.
I mean, seriously.
How it looked when I arrived home.
After working with it for a while - I look like a freakin' boy. Plus, when did I get so much gray?
I know it will grow out, but - you know what's coming - seriously.
Do not show up for our appointment drunk. I don't care that your boyfriend dj's in Park City and you've been partying all night.
Seriously.
Do not shave off over two inches of hair after we discuss making it "a little bit shorter."
Seriously.
Do not style it into a mohawk - I am not seventeen years old and trying too hard.
I mean, seriously.
How it looked when I arrived home.
After working with it for a while - I look like a freakin' boy. Plus, when did I get so much gray?
I know it will grow out, but - you know what's coming - seriously.